3 more of weeks of marriage and it is finally over!Polska Werjsa
My clever 15 years in the making plan of getting inexpensive and easy citizenship of USA by marrying 'whoever happened to come around' is finally materializing. I am so clever!!!
I know I know, you may think it would be just easier to pay $10,000 on the black citizenship market than going through $2-3,000 wedding, years of putting up with her [and her family!], all her shopping expenses, then kids with at least $1,200 going on daycare per month ... but heck, 'the Iraq war was also supposed to be paid by oil revenues' ... OK, you got me, I miscalculated ... big time ...
But at last, nevertheless, despite of it all ... it is the finish line!
3 more weeks and at noon on one Friday day in Lexington I'll become citizen of USA. Idiotic picture of Bush and Nazi Cheney will be there too ... shoot, I kind of wish this ceremony could be postponed by 1 year ... but at least I got my 'evil' plan of becoming the citizen finally done ... I try not to look at those evil pictures.
Juli is glad too, she can finally come out of the closet, throw away the 15 years old charade of 'smiling and happy wife' and go on with her life ... And her mother and the rest of the family that I got on this scheme ... wow, they are so tired of this whole BS ...
Oh the kids, yeah ... that's a bummer ... we don't yet know what to do with them ... (I am taking the dog, no question there!)
I'll get back to you soon ... still have 3 weeks to think about those kids ...
Just in case you would be stupid enough not to get the sarcasm of the above, let me assure you that the sarcasm is there 100% and there is actually nothing else (except the truth about believers in Nazism and other Nationalistic dangerous ideas).
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